If I were to boil it down to the bare-bones essentials, Aleister is a monster that adds Polymerization to the hand when hes Normal Summoned, and Eidolon Summoning Magic is just a fancy version of Polymerization that can recycle itself and Aleister nearly indefinitely
Glow-Up Bulb is a Level 1 Plant-Type Tuner monster with the ability to send the top card of your Deck to the Graveyard and Special Summon itself from your Graveyard once per Duel
And yes, print-ready MTG proxies live or die on text sharpness
Theres no use in sorting your cards if you know theyre going to be an unsorted box of random things within a few weeks again because you lack the discipline and time to keep your collection neat and tidy
If you want it to be pokemon cards then all you need to do is buy some to solely enjoy and boom, youre a collector
If you dont need it for a card draw right away, cast Vislor Turlough, let an opponent take control of it, and goad it