I have to give kudos to Wizards for announcing a lot of products, specifically Universes Beyond that are a brave departure from the mainly fantasy aesthetic of Magic and have upset quite a few fans
Prepared Energy cards for 9 different types of energy, plus a blank energy card for you to add your own
It might always be right there behind you (flash), and once it's there, it'll be unrelenting in its strikes (double strike)
Unfortunately, Etali, Primal Storm is a prime candidate for removal, so be prepared for this red creature to be countered or taken out the moment it hits the battlefield
Otherwise, put a +1/+1 counter on a Snail you control
Managing something like this at a competitive level would be horrific but, given that cards that have to be banned keep getting printed, maybe its best to just accept that things dont always need to be competitive to be entertaining