you'll get to draw a card every time another nontoken creature you control bites the dust
Well, you can claim that, and it might be true, but it didn't work for Entirely Normal Armchair and it won't work this time either
Instead, tap it, remove all damage from it, and remove it from combat if it's attacking or blocking." Regenerate Does Work Against Lethal Damage When a permanent Regenerates, all damage marked on it is removed, which is why Regenerate works against lethal damage
When the smaller font size is needed in order to squeeze all the card's rules into the text box, you know you have a complicated card on your hands
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