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That was the point, so its appropriate that the card itself has a ridiculous design too

Colorless cards give 4- and 5-color decks more consistency

When its sent to the graveyard, you can mill a card from your deck, and if its a water monster you can draw an extra card

Other ways to tell if its a fake are incorrect text (e.g., using lowercase instead of uppercase like below from japan-figure.com), poor print quality, and inaccurate font

While this card can provide a temporary boost to both vehicles and creatures, there are potentially better options like Inspiring Roar which provides a similar effect but with a permanent boost

Dont expect to see this one much at low-bracket tables, but if youre playing cEDH, youll likely get your fill of Spider-Punk before long