Elven Chorus - This card reads like that meme of Vince McMahon progressively getting more aroused with each line
Were a painting to exist, someone would buy it
If I have a card that I spent $1500 on a year or two ago, and I invested that money, because the company said they wouldn't print any more ever, and then the price rises to $3100 for its condition, and then they announce the removal of the Reserve List tomorrow, and by the end of the week we see that it's going to be a mythic rare in Eternal Masters 2, I think that would be the worst feel bad moment ever
Key Artifacts and Synergies Now let's turn to some same expensive colorless artifact dorks and non-dorks that we can get for free, or with big reductions in pay
Chief - NCC: Bennie Bracks, Zoologist: Bennie Bracks looks like he would get along great with the aforementioned Rumor Gatherer, as theyre both mono-white elves with a passion for zoology and drawing cards
There are also obvious perks like the ability to turn the self discard into a positive thing