The card bends in your wallet, the colors wash out, and it feels nothing like a card you'd actually want to hold
Twin Cannons swings for 280 damage, as long as you can discard two Water Energy from your hand, and you can easily grab that Water Energy with Chien-Pao ex [Paldea Evolved] or Superior Energy Retrieval [Paldea Evolved]
I say kind of because its a lot more cost intensive
Or, skip all that mess and just equip it to a self-destructive Triskelion to return it to the battlefield infinitely
Ive been kicking around building a Sultai Gate deck with Archelos, Lagoon Mystic as the commander, and if I have an extra copy of this available, its going in
Order now to bring a touch of fantasy to your game!