DIE HARD | GHOST BONER philosophical-joke-shirt Wear it to coffee shops

Wear it to coffee shops and watch baristas do double takes

This humor shirt for adults is printed on our premium Comfort Colors blank that actually feels as good as it looks

The retro styling gives it just enough plausible deniability to slip past the easily offended while delivering maximum impact to those in the know

This humor shirt for adults works great as a gift for friends who appreciate dry wit and unfiltered honesty

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DIE HARD | GHOST BONER philosophical-joke-shirt Wear it to coffee shopsAbout This Design This funny graphic tee features a ghost with questionable anatomy and a conveniently placed pumpkin, living up to the "Die Hard" name in more ways than one. It's Halloween humor for people who appreciate jokes that work on multiple levels. The design manages to be both spooky season appropriate and completely inappropriate at the same time. Why You'll Love This Shirt Nothing breaks the ice quite like wearing a ghost with commitment